"This must be it." He said. "The old bat was right!" She removed her cap, dragged her hands through her dirty hair and...

The Artefact

"This must be it." He said.

"The old bat was right!" She removed her cap, dragged her hands through her dirty hair and flopped to the ground.

He grabbed one of the artefacts out of the box and analysed it. After a few rotations he realised he didn't know what he was looking for. He returned it to the box and checked the others. "They all look the same."

"Let me see." She pushed him out of the way, tore into the box and burrowed around. "What is this junk?" She tipped the box upside down.

"What the hell are you doing?" He tried grabbing the box from her, but she pushed him back. Showing no signs of her smaller frame.

The artefacts fell to the floor, nothing broke. She turned to him with an 'i told you so' smile. Turning back to the pieces, she sieved through them, "This can't be what the witch was talking about? They're just lumps of rubbish." She tossed one of the artefacts over her shoulder in disgust.

The boy rushed behind her to make sure the piece wasn't damaged. He picked it up and examined it. "You idiot! We don't even know what these... Oh my god!" She turned to face him.

The artefact glowed a fluorescent purple. "I think you broke it." He pulled it to his face and stared at it. From purple it flashed green and then tripled in temperature. "Ah!" The tips of his fingers seared and he dropped it.

"What are you doing?" She said. The artefact hit the floor. It quickly returned to purple. The boy waved his hands about, but his fingers still stung. In need of stronger measures he clustered his fingers together and blew on them.

As he emptied his lungs, his body froze. From heel to head he couldn't move. The artefact turned red and pulsed from dark to light.

Not realising the boy had frozen, the girl crept toward the pulsing object. Half a metre away she crouched down. She looked at it closely, "Hey stop messing around and look at this," she moved to within touching distance of the artefact when she froze too.

The artefact rose from the ground and hovered in the air. The girl let out a stifled moan, her fear was clear. The artefact swayed towards her face and stopped. If she had control of her eyelids she would have shut them tightly.

Marks and lines appeared across the artefact. They stayed for a second and then changed direction and twisted into something else. The red cooled to a pink glow and then the marks and lines stopped moving.

A voice oozed from the artefact. "Are you sure?"

Shock silenced the girls moans and groans.

"This is it. This is your story. It all begins here." Said the voice.

A blue light beamed from the artefact and shone first on the girl and then the boy. The moment the light touched them they vanished.

If you ever see one of my 'most listened to' playlists, you'll be sure to find The Red Hot Chilli Peppers . They've enthrall...

Book Review: Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis

If you ever see one of my 'most listened to' playlists, you'll be sure to find The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. They've enthralled me for years.


For Christmas, I received the autobiography of lead singer Anthony Kiedis. Due to my reading challenge, I couldn't touch the book until now. The moment I saw the criteria, 'Read a piece of non-fiction' I knew exactly what I was going to dive into. (I'm doing a reading challenge on Reddit where I need to read a book a week. The genre is a lottery.)

Scar Tissue graced the world in 2004. It shares its name with a song from their 6th album Californication. It does miss out the last 13 years, and I hope a revision is in the works. However, it catches the genesis of the band and the 90s, arguably the bands most successful and self destructive period.

WHAT I LIKED:

The honest depiction of an addict. Coming away from the book, I had a better understanding of addiction. Kiedis did some horrible and strange things in his pursuit of drugs. It's at these moments the book soars. The descriptions of his mindset and motivations made for intriguing reading. The continual relapses and repeated mistakes were heartbreaking. Each time they occurred I felt sympathy for Kiedis. It's amazing how he survived.

The insight into the thought process behind their work was incredible. New meanings attached themselves to songs i'd adored for many years. Finding out the depths of Kiedis's loneliness when writing "Under the Bridge" shocked me. It added a depth to a song that i've known word for word for over a decade. 

The band's ability to overcome adversity time and time again was inspirational. With writing, rejection and heartache is something I have/will need to accept. Seeing how the Chillis kept moving forward through everything gave me determination.

WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE:

The book focusses on the drugs, debauchery and relationships. I would have loved more insight into the artistry and hard work. The insight behind the lyrics are unique, but I didn't get a sense of the incredible dedication the band put in on the road to super stardom. 

It appeared that things just happened for the band, which I know wasn't the case. Flea and Frusciante are two of the best players to ever pick up their instruments. I would have loved deeper insight into the 16 hour days they devoted to their playing. 

WHAT IS IT MOST SIMILAR TO?:

The book teemed with humour. The language was easy and it was a rollercoaster of emotions. Kiedis's reflections were honest and I felt a connection to his plight. 

The insanity and honesty set this story apart from a lot of biographies. It's like Mike Tyson's autobiography, The Undisputed Truth. Both stories focus on the difficulties of fame and drug addiction. Using two individuals who reach great personal heights and wretched lows. 

WOULD I RECOMMEND:

This is quintessential reading for any Chilli Pepper fan. For everyone else, there's great insight into the mind of one of the greatest frontmen to grace popular music. The book also casts an eye on addiction and relationships, from the driving seat of superstardom. Give it a go!


"Start talking!" My neck burned from shouting. His face twisted, I wasn't sure if it was from my demand or that he was dang...

Never Trust a Survivor


"Start talking!" My neck burned from shouting. His face twisted, I wasn't sure if it was from my demand or that he was dangling from a cliff and desperate.

"Please! Help me! Please!" Fear ran through his voice.

I reached down and grabbed his arm. Scar and Mufasa's final face off played on my mind. I could have let him drop, he deserved to drop, but not today. I pulled him clear.

He rolled onto the cliff edge and breathed deep. "Thank you, thank you!"

I shoved my gun in his face. "Start talking!" I couldn't afford to waste time.

He rolled onto his back and raised his hands, as you do when a gun is pointed at your head. The scene looked normal, then a smile brushed his lips.

It was an ugly smile but it shouldn't have been here,  not at this moment. "I swear I'll shoot!" Fear found a new host in me.

"Rule number one kid, never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to stay alive." His smile graduated into a cackle.

I took the safety off my gun to re-affirm my position, partly to him, mainly for me.

"I killed them all! Everyone of them! Do you trust me now?" The cackles would have made The Joker envious.

All of them? My face asked the question but the words never made it to my mouth.

"Do you want to know whose neck I cut first?"

The word 'neck' brought back memories that I'd tried to bury. I emptied the gun. It wasn't the first time I'd shot one, but it was the first time I'd hit a human target. The bullets piercing his flesh sounded like stones dropping into water. He convulsed and writhed as he dropped.

I'd never killed anyone before, the event washed over me and I felt cold.

Laboured laughed frothed from his mouth. "You're not a bad shot kid." He sat upright, "Death isn't on my schedule today." He stood and brushed himself off. The bullet's dislodged themselves and fell to the ground. "Yeah, your friends gave me that look too. It's kind of a cross between 'what the hell?' and 'lord forgive me for my sins."







When you love sci-fi and fantasy, there are authors and books that are staples of genre. Gaiman, Pratchett, and Tolkien are juggernauts ap...

Book Review: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

When you love sci-fi and fantasy, there are authors and books that are staples of genre. Gaiman, Pratchett, and Tolkien are juggernauts appearing on every must read list you'll find. Over the years Orson Scott Card has positioned himself amongst the behemoths. It all began with his breakthrough novel 'Ender's Game.'

Coming out in 1985, after Luke defeated the Galactic Empire (with minor help from the rebels). The book received positive reviews and spawned numerous sequels.

The name of protagonist Ender Wiggin has become legendary across the sci-fi world. Regardless of Scott Card's personal beliefs he is respected with a pen in his hand.

Below are my thoughts.

WHAT I LIKED:

Ender Wiggin is a prepubescent genius. His mind is scarily wonderful and his ability to overcome and win is fun to read. When backed into a corner you see the best of Ender. I clapped when battle school made his team fight two other teams at once and he obliterated them. His mind reminded me of all the great sci-fi leaders Kirk, Picard, Yoda, Mcfly (Yes). His reluctance to be a killer was an endearing character quality. In a peacetime climate he could have been a warm and caring child. 

The world that Scott Card creates is tense and intriguing. The two child rule painted the desperate, dog eat dog world that Ender was born into. I got a sense that any story that was set in this world would be fascinating.

The politics was easy to swallow and not shoved down your throat. Reader's understood the importance of the political climate and this peaked Ender's situation. Through Earth's political endeavours, the reader had insight into the lives of Ender's brother and sister. The chapters on Earth, without Ender, felt purposeful and enjoyable.

The relationships of the character's felt genuine. As a reader, I liked Ender's friendships and enjoyed his envious enemies that wanted to see him fall. The dislike toward him was cruel but necessary. As a reader you always felt that Ender could not only endure but had to endure. 

Scott Card's writing style was concise and fun. He did't digress and go off on tangents unless it was beneficial to the narrative. Reading Ender's Game you got the sense that telling the story was the main aim. There weren't any character's designed for self-indulgent purposes.

The unexpected ending was intriguing. It was a slow burner, that initially left a bad taste in my mouth. After a few days, I felt satisfied with events and questions started to knock about in my mind. I didn't yearn a sequel as I did after Ready Player One or Neverwhere, but any story involving Ender Wiggin is worth a gander. 

WHAT I DISLIKED:

At times Ender bordered on the realms of a Mary Sue (perfect character that can overcome anything). However, Scott Card leaves his possible near perfection as an open topic. He toys with the idea and has readers wondering why Ender is so good. Still, at times, I felt the outcome of Ender's trials was a forgone conclusion.  

WOULD I RECOMMEND?: yes yes yes yes

This is a sci-fi must read. I can't say much more.

"You know we're not all born with the ability to throw fireballs right?" Imran watched the flames eat their way through a t...

Imran, the Sage and a Phoenix

"You know we're not all born with the ability to throw fireballs right?" Imran watched the flames eat their way through a tree.

"If you can't create a simple fireball then we are wasting our time!" The sage turned away from Imran and the burning tree. He picked up his cane and hobbled through the forest.

"Wait up! I didn't say I can't!" Imran held his hand high and emptied his lungs. Like a sprouting flower on fast forward a flame grew in his hand. "Here you go!"

The sage turned round, his hips let him know they weren't happy with his sudden movement. "Ahh good! You've mastered level one pyromatics." He clapped. Imran gnawed on his lip. He tossed the flame into the air and clasped his hand shut. The flame stopped dead. It continued to burn but it hung suspended as if stuck to something.

"Level one pyro..." Imran grunted. He spun his raised fist in a clockwise direction and the flame mimicked him. It thinned out and spun itself into a large ring.

"Level two!" The sage shouted. Imran gritted his teeth, imprisoning his tongue, which was ready to go to war. He bent his knees and continued to spin his arm. The ring of fire seared from orange to white. "Level three." Said the sage with a smile that left as quick as it came. 

The ring collapsed back into a ball. White flames danced and fell vanishing when they got too far away from their source of life. Imran stopped spinning his arm and dropped it to his side. "What level is this old man?" Before the sage could respond, the fire burst into an orange phoenix, with all the trimmings. A tail longer than Princess Diana's wedding dress train. Wings with an impossible amount of oranges and reds, and an elegant white beak that hooked at its tip. 
The sage twitched his nose but didn't speak. Imran took his other hand and lifted it above his head. He pulled it down toward his chest and the phoenix dived instantly. He then raised his hand and the phoenix soared, stretching its glorious wings to their complete span.

"Pyro projections! Advanced level. I would say well done but I was expecting more." The sage turned his back and continued to hobble away. "I guess we must find another."

"Hey! You old sack of melancholy crap. I haven't finished." Imran thrust his hand toward the sage, and the phoenix raced straight toward him.

The sage turned back to the approaching phoenix and watched it, unfazed. The phoenix flapped and opened its beak ready to consume its prey. 10 metres from impact it vanished, leaving behind silver smoke. The sage's eyes narrowed. "So you aren't a precession of disappointment." He said.

Imran kept his hand outstretched and slowly raised it. "What level would you give me now?"

The sage opened his mouth but before the words escaped the phoenix reappeared. It stooped proudly on top of the sage's hairless head, this time in liquid form. The sage's cheeks flushed, like someone had squirted ketchup across them. He raised his hands, to dispel the liquid bird, but they didn't respond. He looked down at them and his cheeks diluted. Thick mud shackled them. He tugged but it only made the cuffs firmer. The phoenix lifted its head and a stream of water fountained from its beak and crashed against the floor.
"When you retire you'll be able to get work in a garden centre, old man." Imran chuckled as he held his hands in position. 

"Multiple elemental control. Maybe there is hope for you." The sage smiled and stared at Imran. His beady eyes were nerve racking at the best of times but when paired with his smile they took on a creepy element. "Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul." An incantation left his lips, and as it did the phoenix lifted into the air. Like someone had added blackcurrant to the mixture, the phoenix turned a purple. Its face twisted and snapped, and is sprayed water in every direction. The mounds of earth fell from the sage's wrists. The ground trembled and birds scarpered out of the surrounding trees. 

Imran's jaw hit the floor. He swung his arm around to move to phoenix but nothing happened. He tried again with the same result. 

The phoenix stared at its former master and charged toward him. Imran contorted his arm, desperate for the phoenix to respond. Metres away the phoenix stopped. Imran looked at his arm, believing he'd regained some control. He thrust out his arm and waved it around. The phoenix didn't move, it would have been perfect for the centre piece of an art collectors gallery.
"You are good." Whispers came from behind Imran. "In fact you are brilliant." Imran tried to turn around but his feet were beneath sticky mounds of mud. "To have your abilities at your age is impressive." The sage hobbled in front of Imran. "Are you ready to come with me and continue the next stage of your training?" 


A mixture of embarrassment and excitement slapped a smile across Imran's face. "Let's go!"   
 
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